Mr. Bobby Brown is on Bravo Television in a show called Being Bobby Brown tonight, (June 30th) at 10 p.m. That's one of those educational tv's, isn't it? According to articles I've been reading, Bobby was taped for six months, and the show includes scenes where Bobby almost goes to jail, picks the lock of a hotel mini-bar (don't try this one Landon, Laprincia, Bobbi Kristina and Bobby, Jr.), as well as posing with adoring fans. That New York paper said those "...expecting a train wreck will have to settle for a major fender bender."
I just wanna say that Mr. Bobby Brown is my drug of choice, and I am NOT on coke. I am in rehab to get my chakrahs realigned. Not Chakah Khan, fool...CHAKRAHS. I'm gonna rock ya Chakkrah-khan! Make me feeeel for ya.
To quote from Mr. Smokey Robinson:
"I don't care what they think about me
I don't care what they say
I don't care what they think if you're leaving
I'm gonna beg you to stay
I don't care if they start to avoid me
I don't care what they do
I don't care about anything else
But being with you, being with you."
My Bobby called me just the other night and told me his life was like Mr. Charlie Brown's in that he was always having the football of his career kicked out from under him like Miss Lucy yanking at his ball and not even that little red-headed girl cares about him anymore. I say "Curse you Red Baron of the fickle public." I mean good grief! Y'know what I'm sayin'? I am that little red-headed girl, (see photo), and ayeeeee eeeee eyeeee will always love you, Mr. Bobby Brown.
I've got to go. It's time for my aura therapy. I want a purple IV this time. Oh yeah...crack is whack.
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Whitney Houston used to actually be one of my favorite singers, but ever since she hooked up with Bobby, I have been afraid to mention it. She was so elegant, so beautiful, and now her true nature is on display. Please let us not forget that she was into the heavy drugs (cocaine from her modeling days) and fighting people with large rings on her finger (Lawrence Taylor gave her a HUGE diamond that she left a gash in a man's flesh with) far before Bobby came along. I think she would have fallen from grace even if Bobby didn't come into the picture. Let's just say the fact that she married Bobby only expedited the inevitable downward spiral of a Diva and exacerbated the drug situation ( A family that smoke's together snorts coke together.)
On the subject of Bobby in general. He never was the cute one in New Edition and even though I did enjoy the first part of his solo career, that was for the dancing and general performances. He was never a great or even marginally good singer IMHO. The songs were good to jam to though. Bobby's public display of asinine behavior goes to prove one thing about Whitney...A woman with a ticking biological clock and a need to prove the world wrong will let herself get dragged into the gutter to save face. What exactly that means in this case still escapes me, since Whitney constantly wears a mask of egg while Bobby continues to heap on the rest of the ingredients of the pie layer by layer. It is, however, their prerogative how they want to live and if you want to watch the pitiful result of their depravity, please be our guest thanks to reality television, where the more crap you do to embarass yourself, the higher the ratings!
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In today's Washington Post Tom Shales offers an interesting review of Bobby Brown's Reality Show. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/29/AR2005062902741.html
With the abundance of Reality TV Shows , some good, most very bad, Newton Minnow's remark about TV being "a vast wasteland" has come to fruition...is THIS why we need to go Digital ???
Oh no. Now you all have done it. I have to see this program -- it's all your fault, commenters and Cube! It's educational (I never knew how to pick the lock on the mini bar), but, thanks to Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, I know how to refill the baby bottles of booze.
Apparently Bobby Brown was on "The Today Show" this (Thursday 6/30) and was being interviewed by Matt Lauer. During the interview Bobby Brown sniffed his finger telling Matt that he was smelling his wife. HUH? WHA'? WHO??? Do WE need to hear THAT?!?
T. HA. I just spewed coffee. WAY too early and TMI for THAT news.
Excellent work.
Good blog.
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