Surrender Dorothy
As you approach the Mormon Temple on the Beltway, and witness it's Oz-like spires, many remember when there used to be graffiti on the overpass that proceeds it that said "Surrender Dorothy."
Many of the mysteries contained therein are hidden from the general public (including a rumored "Heaven Room,") but one thing that is fairly common knowledge is the fact that Mormons who have been through the "Endowment Ritual" wear unique undergarments with Masonic markings which are always required as Mormons believe that this protects them from physical harm and from Satan.
Online Catalog - Endowed Members (For Members Only)
Foundations of the Church...for the endowed.
But what about other faiths? What about...Baptists? Last night, a friend brought to my attention, a satirical website put together by two misfits kicked out of Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, and she asked me to note the Jesus thongs which I am sharing with you now.
Landover Baptist Store | Gifts for the Hellbound : CafePress.com
Click on this link for thongs of praise:
Abstinence Thongs : The Landover Baptist Store : CafePress.com
So....What's under YOUR jumpsuit????
*** Curtsey and many thanks to pal AZ for alerting me of this novelty and planting the blog seed.
3 comments:
There was a guy in our unit in Vietnam and he was a Mormon and always wore these filthy freaking long underwear and he could never take 'em off. I guess he was protected from Satan, but if Charlie woulda got a whiff o' that guy he woulda ran North for sure, so maybe they work !
I think I know what Jesus would be doing if he were in my thongs! ha ha
-Chase
http://chaserandomthoughts.blogspot.com
That's it -- now I've gone blind. I've read Willie Wilson's crazed ravings about gays, I've seen the horror of "Being Bobby Brown", but this did it. I'VE GONE BLIND!
Is there no end to this madness? "Give me Librium or give me Meth"
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