Methy's New Click and Slap Shoes*
* A huge thanks to Stare for naming slides and mules "click and slap"
To quote Stare, "They go with the bitch pants and the tops you tie at the waist like some kind of 1950's Married to the Mob wife."
She's got the cute pants, the cute tops, the cute shoes...now where can she go to get into some trouble?
Stare Question: "What's that handkerchief in one shoe? Is that for fetishists?"
Cube: Stare! It's tissue paper tucked in to show detail!"
Dido : Life for Rent : 'Sand in My Shoes'
6 comments:
Nice set 'o shoes. But the handkerchief-shoe fetishists out there will be very disappointed to hear that they are only being catered to out of coincidence.
I have heard from reliable, here-to-fore unnamed sources that men seem to enjoy slides, mules, and flip-flops on women's feet because of the sound that is created. That rhythmic, gentle slap-slap sound reminds men of the gentle waves coming to shore hitting the sides of a boat, pier. or dock. This sound calls to mind those good times when a boy went fishing off the dock with his pole in the water, gently nudging the pole and line until there's a nibble or bite. The hurried walk of a woman in these shoes sound like the the waters at high tide where the slap-slap becomes faster and faster until equilibrium is found.
Far be it for me to question the statement. I just enjoy the view.
T-Bob Quadrilateral-Pants
"That rhythmic, gentle slap-slap sound reminds men of the gentle waves coming to shore hitting the sides of a boat,"
Right . . . waves hitting the sides of a boat. That's a very clean-minded view :-)
Admit it, T. You have a foot fetish.
WhatEVER does everyone mean??? Doesn't everybody believe that every schooner deserves a slip, every ship is owed a berth. all boats are called to their port??? You would think I was talking about swords and sheaths, for goodness sake!
Isn't a young man entitled to play with his pole in the water? A pole on dryland is no use to anyone.
T-Bob Quadrilateral Pants
I like them shoes, now where's the purty feet that goes in 'em ?
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