Drew instant messaged me this afternoon (see previous post), to ask if I had ever got "up to snuff" on Adobe Photoshop. My brother had given me the software as a gift and had been teaching me, but that ground to a halt after a point. I told Drew that while I had learned a few more things since we last spoke about it, I had never fully mastered Photoshop at the level I wished to be at. He told me about a seminar coming up on September 12th, put on by Careertrack.com: Event #36091.
http://careertrack.com/et_seminarExpressLane.asp?SN=2640097
I told Drew that I liked him for thinking of me that way and remembering my interests, and he said, "Oh...yeah...there's a seminar on "Dealing With Difficult People." He added, "I only know one asshole, and I'm him...so I'm letting all of my friends know about that one, too. Wouldn't it be fantabulous to invite all of your friends to a seminar on dealing with difficult people to help them learn how to deal with you? It would twice as fantabulous to show up yourself, just to see who basically agrees with you, that you're an asshole."
Drew? A few years back, Jonathan Richman wrote a song called Pablo Picasso Was Not An Asshole , and the lyrics went:
Well some people try to pick up girls and get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his Eldorado
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
All right?
Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York.
Oh well, be not schmuck, be not obnoxious
Be not bellbottom bummer, or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.
...so what time is that seminar, Drew?
I'm a WHAT???
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4 comments:
All my friends (with the possible self-exposed exception of Drew) are nice, so I'm willing to accept the title...
Lee
And, then, in case you wondered if you really were or not...
http://news.techwhack.com/1893/massachusetts-institute-of-technology-1608/
Lee
Drew has quite a fetching stare to the ladies, but I suppose even an exceptional stare can't render all peple immune to being assholes. So if Drew is a self-professed asshole, who am I to disagree? Personally, I consider him a quite lovable asshole if that's the case :-) To know him is to love him, right?
Am I making a convincing argument here?
*kisses*
>^, ,^<
huh huh... huh huh... huh... you said stare ... huh... huh huh
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